Deleting the Tumblr app from my phone until I get my homework done. Goodbye everyone.

lunaticjin:

Humanstuck doodle

gamzee & caliope & caliborn

'My bAbIeS :0)' (??)

toomuchshyness:

Teacher needs to make sure she’s calling mom and not big sis Meenah, who probably would have suggest Fef do something worse

Anonymous said:
oh come on eridan, there has to be something else you like about sollux?

rapunzelie:

My dad the sassmaster

stay-ocean-minded:

maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive

egberts:

coolscar:

egberts:

what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar?

he got 12 months

crime isnt a joke

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead